captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"
I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it
Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"

I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it

Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

(via aderukitten)

homestuck gamzee

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via heliolisk)